Oh
Happy, Happy Day!
March
28, 1997
Mr.
Barney the Purple
With
Eugene, For Always
Dearest
Mr. Eugene,
I
am so excited to know that I will be living with you. The past few
months have been very upsetting for a creature such as myself. I
have been thrust into the company of persons of stuffing who
dreadfully abused me, pulling on my ears and jumping up and down on
my very fragile self. Very sensitive persons of stuffing, such as
myself, are intended to bring joy into the lives of persons of hugs
such as yourself. Morgan told me that you are the very, very
huggiest of persons, and this brings great gladness to my sorely
troubled and lonely heart.
Thank
you forever and ever for adopting me and making me one of your
family. I will try to always be there when you need a friend to
listen and someone to hug. I will hug back the most hard that I can.
I
am bringing my gun with me because Morgan told me that you are a
supporter of the 2nd Amendment and so am I. I am glad that America
has courageous people such as your dedicated self, to defend her. I
am proud to be able to bring some small happiness into your life.
Thank you, for all that you are doing.
Looking
forward to many years of happy mornings and glad greetings when you
come home. I will always wait patiently for you and try to be as
fluffy and warm as I can possibly be.
Your
friend, now and forever,
Barney
P.S.
I hope you like my very special stationary. I made it just for you.
Morgan said we will have very special fun together. Morgan is nice,
isn’t she?
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